“The idea of putting raisins in cookies originated with my microscope. 'Chocolate chips? Nope! I'm using dehydrated grapes instead.” HumorFunnyCreativityCreativeStrangeDevilJokeBizarreWeirdSurreal Book:I Think My Microscope Is Possessed By The Devil Source: I Think My Microscope Is Possessed By The Devil
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