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“It's been so long since I last had sex that I sometimes go to my local coffee shop just to hear someone scream my name.”

Humor Funny Artist Sex Creativity Lonely Dating Coffee Joke Single Life

Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

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“Dating is basically this weird thing where you go out and pretend to be someone you're not until the other person likes you enough that you can eventually reveal who your really are.”

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Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“Listing your parents as your emergency contact is the saddest reminder that you are single.”

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Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“I don't make mistakes. I date them.”

Life Humor Funny Marriage Lonely Dating Mistakes Joke Single Life

Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“I long for the day when someone loves me as much as women in commercials love yogurt.”

Love Humor Funny Marriage Creative Lonely Dating Laugh Joke Single

Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“People who say 'everything happens for a reason' have never puked on their fiancé's grandmother during Easter dinner.”

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Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement