“Who'd have thoght I could miss someone I've never actually met? Me. I've thought that. I miss tons of things I've never seen, and now you most of all.” FriendshipFriendsFriendship QuotesBestfriendsBffsLovely Words Author:Leah Thomas
“Please follow these instructions: 1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly. 2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder. 3. Smack yourself over the head with it. 4. Repeat. You complete ass.” Funny QuotesFunny HumorFunny And RandomBffsBestfriends Humerous Book:Because You'll Never Meet Me Source: Because You'll Never Meet Me
“Maybe we're on the wrong side of some metaphorical bridge where the grass is crusty and not grass at all, but sharp little spines of glass. I dunno, Moritz. But the one little speck of green that I get is your letters, so please never stop writing me. You got that? Never stop. Because you'll never meet me and it's the closest we can get.” FriendshipFriendship QuotesBffsPenpal Book:Because You'll Never Meet Me Source: Because You'll Never Meet Me
“Let me put it more artistically, with greater sophistication: They left us in the toilet. In the deepest pile of shit. And we're coated in the crappy residue of their desicions. But that does not mean we are the one who pooped, Moritz. And neither are we the poop. Never think that. We're not the poop.” InspirationalHumorFunnyHumourRidiculousFunny QuotesFunny HumorBffs Book:Because You'll Never Meet Me Source: Because You'll Never Meet Me