“Please follow these instructions: 1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly. 2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder. 3. Smack yourself over the head with it. 4. Repeat. You complete ass.” Funny QuotesFunny HumorFunny And RandomBffsBestfriends Humerous Book:Because You'll Never Meet Me Source: Because You'll Never Meet Me
“Let me put it more artistically, with greater sophistication: They left us in the toilet. In the deepest pile of shit. And we're coated in the crappy residue of their desicions. But that does not mean we are the one who pooped, Moritz. And neither are we the poop. Never think that. We're not the poop.” InspirationalHumorFunnyHumourRidiculousFunny QuotesFunny HumorBffs Book:Because You'll Never Meet Me Source: Because You'll Never Meet Me