“She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said. “Why?” Jason and Connor asked simultaneously. “Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.” HumorFunnyWittyVulgarHilariousRudeness Book:Royal Decree Source: Royal Decree
“Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason. “Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate. “Oops?” Connor shouted. “You blew up half the town.” StupidFunny QuotesHilariousFunny HumorHilarious QuotesOopsSo Funny Book:Royal Decree Source: Royal Decree