“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” FictionHumourFunny QuotesWizardsFunny Book Quotes Book:Shadow of the Badger Source: Shadow of the Badger
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm.” FictionHumourFunny QuotesFunny Book QuotesHumourousHamstersInventions Book:There's Something About Dying Source: There's Something About Dying
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own savings in wooden socks, an invention that never caught on as he had hoped.” FictionHumourHumorousMistakesFunny QuotesFunny Book Quotes Book:Shadow of the Badger Source: Shadow of the Badger