“If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.”
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Famous Mira Grant Quotes
“I've seen that mixture of resignation and hopelessness before; its usually in my mirror.”
“The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?”
“Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor.”
“He didn't have much strength to offer, but what he did have was hers without question.”
“Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.”
“I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.”
“I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.”
“Danger is a side effect of what I do, not the reason behind it.”
“When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.”
“Are you ever not a pessimist?" "Sometimes. But then I wake up.”
“If we didn't fear the truths we didn't hear, we'd lose the need to fear the ones we did.”
“His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.”
“Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.”
“You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.”
“Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.”
“Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.”
“Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.”
“When you're going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight.”
“Sometimes you need lies to stay alive.”
