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Phil Foglio

Phil Foglio Books

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“Larana: No! Father, you can’t kill him! Arguron King: Of course I can, my dear! I have minions, and soldiers and lots and lots of pointy – Larana: Argh! No! Arguron King: Oooh! I see! You want to kill him yourself! How like your dear mother you are! Larana: Father, listen! I don’t want him killed at all! Arguron King: I… I don’t understand what you are saying…”

“Marie clasped her hands together and looked vulnerable. Payne flinched. “The only time you don’t tell me something is when you think it’s dangerous, because being a fragile, sheltered noblewoman, I might faint at the thought of experiencing physical harm like a common person.” She sighed, and seemingly from nowhere, produced an enormous cast-iron frying pan easily one hundred centimeters in diameter. “And then,” she said sadly, “I have to damage one of the good pans by smacking it against your thick, common skull until you tell me—”