Happy, Happy, Happy: My Life and Legacy...
A source page for quotes linked to Phil Robertson.
“It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.”
“There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.”
“When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'”
“Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.”
“If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God’s help, you can accomplish anything.”
“Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.”
“Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.”
“I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater.”