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“Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear.”

Humor Evil Wicked

Book:Troll Or Derby

Source: Troll Or Derby

“He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The color of heaven. Of her hair. He sat back and cracked open the dry, leather cover of a pew Bible, and a mixture of sweat and tears christened its pristine pages.”

Church Horror Bible Unrequited Love

Book:This Brilliant Darkness

Source: This Brilliant Darkness

“If Liana wanted to fight over Harlow, she was going to lose. Not that I liked him that way. That was to say, I wasn't sure how I felt about Harlow, but it damned sure wasn't up to her to tell me.”

Fantasy Young Adult Jealousy Teen Coming Soon

Book:Troll Or Park

Source: Troll Or Park

“Life was complicated enough without word getting around town that she and her friends were forming some kind of midlife coven.”

Humor Witches Cozy Mystery Fantasy Series Coven Cozy Fantasy Midlife Magic

Book:Miss Fitz Discovers Midlife Magic

Source: Miss Fitz Discovers Midlife Magic

“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell because a red fairy with what looked like black insect wings was writing it at the time, with his own dismembered finger.”

Humor Fantasy Jokes Fairy Gore Fairies Billiards

Book:Troll Or Derby

Source: Troll Or Derby

“I might not know much about being a witch per se, but I know this: it's kind of a one-size-fits-all deal. Having gifts, being a wise woman, reading tarot--whatever your witchy quirks might be--those aspects of your life don't disappear just because you're busy for a few years changing diapers and driving kids to soccer practice.”

Witch Womanhood Witchcraft Quirky Tarot Midlife Midlife Crisis Midlife Identity Midlife Magic Witchy Quirks

Book:Miss Fitz Discovers Midlife Magic

Source: Miss Fitz Discovers Midlife Magic

“When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?”

Humor Horror Authority Conformity Soylent Green

Book:This Brilliant Darkness

Source: This Brilliant Darkness

“They’re distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill,” he said. “Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They’re so ADHD.”

Humor Fae Fairies Adhd Pixies Landfill

Book:Troll Or Derby

Source: Troll Or Derby

“So confusing. It was some kind of magic, I knew that for sure, but I didn't understand the subtleties of it all. You'd have thought all those years of HBO and shit would have prepared me better.”

Humor Magic Paranormal Urban Fantasy Hbo Deb

Book:Troll Or Derby

Source: Troll Or Derby

“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.”

Humor Marriage Fantasy Fairies Fey Drug Lord Troll Humor

Book:Troll Or Derby

Source: Troll Or Derby

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