“Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear.” HumorEvilWicked Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby
“He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The color of heaven. Of her hair. He sat back and cracked open the dry, leather cover of a pew Bible, and a mixture of sweat and tears christened its pristine pages.” ChurchHorrorBibleUnrequited Love Book:This Brilliant Darkness Source: This Brilliant Darkness
“If Liana wanted to fight over Harlow, she was going to lose. Not that I liked him that way. That was to say, I wasn't sure how I felt about Harlow, but it damned sure wasn't up to her to tell me.” FantasyYoung AdultJealousyTeenComing Soon Book:Troll Or Park Source: Troll Or Park
“Life was complicated enough without word getting around town that she and her friends were forming some kind of midlife coven.” HumorWitchesCozy MysteryFantasy SeriesCovenCozy FantasyMidlife Magic Book:Miss Fitz Discovers Midlife Magic Source: Miss Fitz Discovers Midlife Magic
“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell because a red fairy with what looked like black insect wings was writing it at the time, with his own dismembered finger.” HumorFantasyJokesFairyGoreFairiesBilliards Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby
“I might not know much about being a witch per se, but I know this: it's kind of a one-size-fits-all deal. Having gifts, being a wise woman, reading tarot--whatever your witchy quirks might be--those aspects of your life don't disappear just because you're busy for a few years changing diapers and driving kids to soccer practice.” WitchWomanhoodWitchcraftQuirkyTarotMidlifeMidlife CrisisMidlife IdentityMidlife MagicWitchy Quirks Book:Miss Fitz Discovers Midlife Magic Source: Miss Fitz Discovers Midlife Magic
“When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?” HumorHorrorAuthorityConformitySoylent Green Book:This Brilliant Darkness Source: This Brilliant Darkness
“They’re distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill,” he said. “Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They’re so ADHD.” HumorFaeFairiesAdhdPixiesLandfill Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby
“So confusing. It was some kind of magic, I knew that for sure, but I didn't understand the subtleties of it all. You'd have thought all those years of HBO and shit would have prepared me better.” HumorMagicParanormalUrban FantasyHboDeb Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby
“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” HumorMarriageFantasyFairiesFeyDrug LordTroll Humor Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby