“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell because a red fairy with what looked like black insect wings was writing it at the time, with his own dismembered finger.” HumorFantasyJokesFairyGoreFairiesBilliards Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby
“They’re distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill,” he said. “Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They’re so ADHD.” HumorFaeFairiesAdhdPixiesLandfill Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby
“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” HumorMarriageFantasyFairiesFeyDrug LordTroll Humor Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby