“If Liana wanted to fight over Harlow, she was going to lose. Not that I liked him that way. That was to say, I wasn't sure how I felt about Harlow, but it damned sure wasn't up to her to tell me.” FantasyYoung AdultJealousyTeenComing Soon Book:Troll Or Park Source: Troll Or Park
“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell because a red fairy with what looked like black insect wings was writing it at the time, with his own dismembered finger.” HumorFantasyJokesFairyGoreFairiesBilliards Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby
“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” HumorMarriageFantasyFairiesFeyDrug LordTroll Humor Book:Troll Or Derby Source: Troll Or Derby