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Famous Richard Jeni Quotes
“If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.”
“If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?”
“I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!”
“Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.”
“We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.”
“You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?”