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Roseanne Barr is an American actress, comedian, screenwriter, and producer, born on November 3, 1952. She is best known for her starring role in the television show 'Roseanne', which achieved great success in the early 1990s. Barr is beloved by audiences for her unique sense of humor and candid personality.

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“Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.”

World Home Democracy

Book:Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm

Source: Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm

“Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.”

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Book:Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm

Source: Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm

“Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that's what I like about the western world's most popular religion, it has helped put so many people to sleep, although most of them permanently and without their approval.”

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Book:Roseanne: my life as a woman

Source: Roseanne: my life as a woman

“I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.”

Ifs World Want Might Used Girl Fighting Enemy Adventure Tools Saving Kitchen Save The World Being Cool Indiana

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“In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.”

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“My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.”

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“I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.”

Thinking World Want Should Humans Gone Rethinking

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“Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.”

Source: Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm

“Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don't spend all their money on the military like patriarchy does. They are easy prey.”

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“Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?”

World Messages Female Males Chosen Hey Divinity Why Not Deaf

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“Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.”

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Author:Roseanne Barr

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Born: November 3, 1952
Known for: Actress
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