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Famous Roseanne Barr Quotes
“Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.”
“My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.”
“Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.”
“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.”