“Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.”
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
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Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
“What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.”
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
“I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.”
Source: You can say that again, Sam! The choice wit and wisdom of Sam Levenson