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“I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.”

Quote by Sam Levenson

Book:You can say that again, Sam! The choice wit and wisdom of Sam Levenson

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You can say that again, Sam! The choice wit and wisdom of Sam Levenson

This book features a compilation of quotes and anecdotes from Sam Levenson, a renowned humorist and writer, showcasing his unique ability to capture the essence of human experiences with wit and wisdom. more

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Sam Levenson, an American humorist, was born on December 28, 1911, and passed away on August 27, 1980. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations, his works have been beloved by readers. more

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