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Sam Levenson, an American humorist, was born on December 28, 1911, and passed away on August 27, 1980. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations, his works have been beloved by readers.

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Famous Sam Levenson Quotes

“More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.”

Years Home Government Law Rounds Congressman Stay At Home

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“A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.”

Should Home Sex Pay Wife Stealing Staying Jackets Good Wife

Book:You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

Source: Everything But Money: A Life of Riches

“When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.”

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Author:Sam Levenson

“The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.”

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Author:Sam Levenson

About the Author

Born: December 28, 1911
Died: August 27, 1980
Known for: Humorist
Quotes: 62

Books & Sources

You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam LevensonRelated source material

In One Era and Out the Other: A Life's JourneyRelated source material

Everything But Money: A Life of RichesRelated source material

EVERYTHING BUT MONEYRelated source material

IN ONE ERA AND OUT THE OTHERRelated source material

In One Era & Out the OtherRelated source material

Sex and the Single ChildRelated source material

You can say that again, Sam! The choice wit and wisdom of Sam LevensonRelated source material

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