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Sam Levenson, an American humorist, was born on December 28, 1911, and passed away on August 27, 1980. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations, his works have been beloved by readers.

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Famous Sam Levenson Quotes

“Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.”

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“The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.”

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“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”

“When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?”

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“If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.”

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Book:You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

“If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.”

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About the Author

Born: December 28, 1911
Died: August 27, 1980
Known for: Humorist
Quotes: 62

Books & Sources

You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam LevensonRelated source material

In One Era and Out the Other: A Life's JourneyRelated source material

Everything But Money: A Life of RichesRelated source material

EVERYTHING BUT MONEYRelated source material

IN ONE ERA AND OUT THE OTHERRelated source material

In One Era & Out the OtherRelated source material

Sex and the Single ChildRelated source material

You can say that again, Sam! The choice wit and wisdom of Sam LevensonRelated source material

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