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Famous Sam Levenson Quotes
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
“Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.”
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
Source: In One Era and Out the Other: A Life's Journey
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.”
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
“You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.”
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
“If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.”
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
