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“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.”

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“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”

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“The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.”

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Book:You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
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“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

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Book:You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
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“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

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Book:Everything But Money: A Life of Riches
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“For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself and the other for helping others.”

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