Best Report Cards Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I would love to fall in love and get married and have beautiful children. I mean that's one of the goals in life, I think, to have, and it's a beautiful thing. My sister has kids and all my friends have kids. They show me their, you know their report cards. And I can show them my sports car.”

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Author:Tiesto

“No country has a perfect report card. While some countries have strong points in specific areas, they may have serious lacunae in other areas. For instance, some countries have made enormous progress on civil and political rights, but lag in the implementation of economic, social and cultural rights.”

May Made Country Political Strong Social Perfect Rights Progress Economic Serious Areas Enormous Cards Instance Reports Implementation Lag Political Rights Report Cards

Author:Alfred-Maurice de Zayas

“I never read in school. I got really bad grades-D's and F's and C's in some classes, and A's and B's in other classes. In the second week of the 11th grade, I just quit. When I was in school, it was really difficult. Almost everything I learned, I had to learn by listening. My report cards always said that I was not living up to my potential.”

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Author:Cher

“So I was doing well academically, and I was a well-ranked tennis player and was the apple of my handsome father's eye-and then I would bring home a report card with a B-plus on it, and my parents would look at the report card as if I'd flunked. "Uh, honey?" one of them would ask, looking perplexed. "Now, this isn't a criticism but, if you could get a B-plus in philosophy, how much harder would it have been to get an A-minus?"”

Source: Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith

“The way we treat people we disagree with most is a report card on what we've learned about love.”

People Way Treats Cards Reports Disagree Report Cards

Author:Bob Goff

“How we deal with the AIDS epidemic should be one of the greatest ways that the world gets measured. The report card for this era.”

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Author:Bill Gates

“I just feel like I aint never did nothing foul in the game. My ghetto report card has always been straight A's across the board. So I said let me go ahead and name this "My Ghetto Report Card," and I'm touching down on all 4 angles of the game you smell me? I'm touching it from all basis. The album aint banana's, it's coconuts.”

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Author:E-40

“You've got to make sure that you don't overstep your boundaries with teachers, especially when it's report card day or when you're about to take a test.”

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Author:Jordan Francis

“I don't work well outside the lines; my report card once read, "doesn't play well with others."”

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Author:Jon Bon Jovi

“My parents have one rule for me: I can't do any of this if I have any C's on my report card.”

Ifs I Can Parent Cards Reports Report Cards

Author:Coco Jones

“We [in Think Broader.] went through and looked at coverage in different industries and were able to point out to newsrooms that they had these hidden biases. We'd do a review and provide a report card, and provide our suggestion on how to avoid bias.”

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Author:Paula Broadwell

“Instilling values of faith at an early age is important. Listening them through adolescence comes more important than teaching because if you haven't instilled in them at early ages now it's time to listen and get your report card and let them find their way and then as an adult let them stand aside.”

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Author:T. D. Jakes

“By the end of the semester [in the high school] I was the only one up in front of the class everyday. Actually I could have passed the class four times over because every time you got in front of the class you got extra credit.That was the only class I got an A in and it was the funniest report card because it read Speech - A but everything else was just D, D, D, D.”

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Author:Gabriel Iglesias

“As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. —New York, Sept. 26, 2007”

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Author:George W. Bush

“One thing I want to do is create something called Ring Around Congress. It would be a state deal and also a national thing, where the kids, as a field trip, will go and join hands around Congress and give the politicians report cards on how they're voting on hunger issues.”

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Author:Jeff Bridges

“Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain Oh, Marcia, I want your long blonde beauty to be taught in high school, so kids will learn that God lives like music in the skin and sounds like a sunshine harpsicord. I want high school report cards to look like this: Playing with Gentle Glass Things A Computer Magic A Writing Letters to Those You Love A Finding out about Fish A Marcia's Long Blonde Beauty A+!”

Source: Richard Brautigan's Trout Fishing in America, The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster, and In Watermelon Sugar

“I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten. It was my teacher who said so. It was right there on my kindergarten report card: PAUL IS DEFINITELY GAY AND HAS VERY GOOD SENSE OF SELF.”

Said Self Known Teacher Gay Very Good Cards Reports Good Sense Sense Of Self Kindergarten Report Cards

Book:Boy Meets Boy

Source: Boy Meets Boy

“i remembered the myth about Andromeda and how she had been chained to a rock by her own parents as a sacrifice to a sea monster. Maybe she'd gotten too many F's on her report card or something.”

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Book:The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.”

Firsts Said Students Cards Reports Report Cards

Author:Jim Carrey

“I will try to live up to expectations of people; will present report card to people in 2019.”

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Author:Narendra Modi

“We all get report cards in many different ways, but the real excitement of what you're doing is in the doing of it. It's not what you're gonna get in the end - it's not the final curtain - it's really in the doing it, and loving what you're doing.”

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Author:Ralph Lauren

“Best marks go to cheaters and memorizers. Marks depend on memorizing and not on real knowledge. When you cram into your head for a test you may get a high mark but forget it the next day. That's not an education. I suggest just Good and Bad at the end of the term on report cards. Or maybe nothing. Frank Allen”

May Real Ends Next Term Forget Depends Tests Mark Cards Reports Frank Next Day Good And Bad Forget It Cheater Memorizing Real Knowledge Report Cards

Book:Up the Down Staircase

Source: Up the Down Staircase

“You heard about, through word of mouth, Big Bird is out, he's in the house. He's turnin' up, with Snuffleup, They're really gettin' their hustle up. They stick together like Velcro, There Grover go, there's Elmo. And Cookie Monster there, look he likes To take selfies with his cell phone. They got a homegirl named Abby, Her last name is Cadabby, I showed her my report card, She said, 'Not too shabby!' They got all types of cool kids there, It's lots of fun if you live there, One thing I keep forgettin' about Sesame Street... How do you get there?”

“We are going to look at the results at the end of the semester to determine the future of the program. I am really eager to see what the scores look like on the end of the semester report cards.”

Looks Ends Results Program Determine Cards Reports Score Semester Report Cards

Author:Mark Martin

“Money should never change one’s values…. Making money is only a report card. It’s a way to tell how you’re doing.”

Way Should Values Cards Making Money Reports Never Change Report Cards

Book:The Millionaire Next Door: The Surprising Secrets of America's Wealthy

Source: The Millionaire Next Door: The Surprising Secrets of America's Wealthy

“The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.”

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Author:Sam Levenson

“I have yet to see someone attack Obama over his report card. A lot of people I talk to from both sides of the fence are like, 'Well, what about this economy? What about these incidents?' There are still no answers except time, but time is the answer for everything.”

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Author:Lupe Fiasco