Best Velcro Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“We were like velcro with all the noise it makes when you take the two pieces apart, hugging like staples, we went until there, this time for good it’s over.”

Sadness Breakup Ending Staples Hugging Velcro

Book:running is flying intermittently

Source: running is flying intermittently

“When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes.”

Believe I Believe Support Notes Shoes I Believe In Velcro

Author:Ashley Rickards

“Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.”

People Years Lasts Names Sports Bother Last Year Uniforms Velcro

Author:Andy Van Slyke

“Neither books nor people have Velcro Sides -- there must be a bonding agent -- someone who attaches child to book.”

People Children Book Sides Agents Bonding Velcro

Author:Jim Trelease

“I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.”

Humor Funny Lost Sound Hell Addiction Annoyed Wallets Casinos Lost Money Velcro

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it's a bit of a long shot.”

Thinking Long Humor Funny Bits Shots Property Circles Tricks Crops Wheat Spaceships Corresponding Long Shots Velcro

Author:Bill Bailey

“The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched the little guy in the jaw. A real solid shot, too. I knew instinctively that this could not be correct. Unless you're specifically trying to raise a welterweight, continual deliverance of powerful uppercuts is not advised when handling newborns.”

Trying Firsts Littles Real Guy Powerful Baby Shots First Time Raises Deliverance My Baby Diapers Velcro

Author:Paul Reiser

“Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.”

Way Faces Your Face Beard Good Way Susceptible Velcro

Author:Demetri Martin

“Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.”

Inspirational Persons Remember Modern Advice Defined Teenager Teens Remember When Listen To Your Heart Old Person Velcro

Author:Dave Barry

“Even if you were to fall into extreme financial hardship and file for bankruptcy, you need to understand that your student loan debt will not be discharged in bankruptcy. It is the Velcro of all debts.”

Ifs Needs Fall Students Financial Extremes Debt Hardship Loan Files Bankruptcy Student Loan Velcro Financial Hardship

Author:Suze Orman

“I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years, all the hours wedded to the iron game, as we call it.”

Years Games Wish Hours Muscles Iron Gym Velcro

Author:Sylvester Stallone

“The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on. It was the beginning of a new era. The visual took over. The special effects became more important than the single person. That was the beginning of the end.”

Persons Important Ends Action Special Effects Changed Eras Visuals Muscles Single Person Action Movie Special Effects New Era Velcro

Author:Sylvester Stallone

“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”

Time Universe Hours Five Dollars Mysterious Substance Seventies Fixing Plumber Velcro

Book:Dave Barry Turns Forty

Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty

“When you don't fit in, you become superhuman. You can feel everyone else's eyes on you, stuck like Velcro. You can hear a whisper about you from a mile away. You can disappear, even when it looks like you're still standing right there. You can scream, and nobody hears a sound. You become the mutant who fell into the vat of acid, the Joker who can't remove his mask, the bionic man who's missing all his limbs and none of his heart. You are the thing that used to be normal, but that was so long ago, you can't even remember what it was like.”

Source: Nineteen Minutes: A novel

“I know in the spy movies it always looks really cool when the operative goes from a maid's uniform to a slinky, sexy, ballgown in the amount of time it takes an elevator to climb three floors. Well, I don't know how it is for TV spies, but I can tell you that even with Velcro, the art of the quick change is one that must take a lot of practice (not to mention better lighting than one is likely to find in a tunnel that was once part of the underground railroad).”

Source: Gallagher Girls: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have To Kill You

“So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.”

Men Want Wake Up Shoes Waking Frightening Schedules Wallets Up Early Waking Up Early Velcro

Book:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

Source: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

“You’re like Marilyn Monroe,’ Ken tells me, which I take as a compliment and say a nervous “Thank You”. Interrupting, he adds, ‘You’re all velvet and Velcro. Men want you because you’re sexy and broken and when it gets too rough they can say “Hey! This toy is broken!” and toss you aside without feeling bad.”

Men Want Feelings Broken Add Sexy Nervous Hey Rough Compliment Toys Toss Velvet Feeling Bad Interrupting Velcro

Author:Emma Forrest

“If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro”

Ifs Would Be Humanity Animal Cat Claws Funny Cat Velcro

Author:Bruce Fogle

“You heard about, through word of mouth, Big Bird is out, he's in the house. He's turnin' up, with Snuffleup, They're really gettin' their hustle up. They stick together like Velcro, There Grover go, there's Elmo. And Cookie Monster there, look he likes To take selfies with his cell phone. They got a homegirl named Abby, Her last name is Cadabby, I showed her my report card, She said, 'Not too shabby!' They got all types of cool kids there, It's lots of fun if you live there, One thing I keep forgettin' about Sesame Street... How do you get there?”

“Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.”

Universe Mysterious Substance Velcro

Book:Dave Barry Turns Forty

Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty

“Velcro: what a rip-off.”

Rip Velcro

Author:Tim Vine