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Famous Steven Magee Quotes
“I will not have a relationship with a lady that does not own her own home.”
“My girlfriend going out to bars without me is how the failure of our relationship started.”
Source: Magee’s Disease
“Savings are relatively useless during times of high inflation.”
Source: Solar Radiation, Global Warming and Human Disease
“The government needs to stop employing criminals that call themselves ‘Police Officers’.”
“The last thing an abductor wants you to do is place a 911 call!”
“You should place a 911 call as soon as you are aware you are being followed.”
“Placing a 911 call is your top priority in the world of abduction.”
“When you have developed a fear of the police, who do you call for help?”
“The police love to strangle their victims, they call it a ‘Choke Hold’.”
“Hello toxic police officer, hello 911 call for a police supervisor!”
“Witnessing the incompetence of the police has made me scared to call them!”
“Many would call pledging allegiance to a corrupt government to be a form of insanity.”
“You can call me ‘PEDO guy’. PEDO - Preventing Environmental Degradation Onslaught.”
“I call Magee’s Delayed Altitude Complications ‘The Curse of Mauna Kea’.”
Source: Solar Radiation, Global Warming and Human Disease
“It is my expectation that if I call 911 for the police that I will be blatantly harassed.”