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Famous Ted Nugent Quotes
“Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.”
“I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.”
“If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.”
“Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.”
“Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.”
“When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.”
“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.”
“I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.”
“I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.”
“If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.”
“The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.”
“If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.”
“I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.”
“We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.”
“Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.”
“I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.”