“If an angry bull is running toward you, and your pants become wet despite holding the red cloth, make sure the other side of the cloth is white.” HumorHumourHumorousBe PreparedHumorous QuotesBullfighting Book:Johnny Fracture Source: Johnny Fracture
“If you have pain in your ass, it doesn’t mean you have done something wrong, but it’s probably because you’re wearing your little brother’s underwear.” HumorHumourHumorousHumorous QuotesHumor QuotesHumorous QuotationsPain In The Ass Book:Johnny Fracture Source: Johnny Fracture