“All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.”
Source: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes
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Famous Will Cuppy Quotes
Source: The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody
Source: The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct
“Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.”
Source: The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct
Source: How to Get from January to December
“Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.”
Source: The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct
“Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.”
Source: How to be a Hermit: Or, A Bachelor Keeps House
“My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.”
Source: The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody
Source: The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct
“Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.”
“The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.”
Source: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes
“The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.”
Source: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes
Source: How to Get from January to December