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Famous Willie Nelson Quotes
“How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?”
“I'm a little prejudiced when it comes to horses. I have always loved them.”
“Horses were a way to travel to get to where we are today, and it is our job to protect them.”
“Sadly, there are more wild horses in holding pens than in the wild.”
“Do something bad a thousand times and it's no big deal. Everyone just goes, "Willie f - up again."”
“If you want to make marijuana legal, you've got to stay straight long enough to f - vote.”
“When evolution has been outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.”
“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.”
“I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control.”
“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.”
“I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone.”
“I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.”
“Three chords and the truth - that's what a country song is.”
“All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?”
“If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out of money honey I run out of time.”
“Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.”
“As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them.”
“When you hear me, you know it's me, regardless of the song.”
“Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.”