“It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.”
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Famous Wilson Mizner Quotes
“A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.”
“Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.”
“The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.”
Source: Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner
“I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.”
Source: Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner