“It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.” MenLyingAtheismHonestCriminalsHonest ManSuckerNegligence Author:Wilson Mizner
“If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.” IfsInspirationalWritingHumorFunnyLyingEducationAtheismHonestyResearchStealingHilariousDishonestyPlagiarism Author:Wilson Mizner
“I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'” KnowsLyingSentencesBrazen Author:Wilson Mizner
