“It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.”
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Famous Wilson Mizner Quotes
“If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.”
“Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.”
“God help those who do not help themselves.”
Source: Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner