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“Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?”

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Frankie Boyle is a British comedian, writer, and television presenter known for his satirical and sharp political humor. He is recognized for his unique sense of humor and insightful commentary on social and political issues. more

“You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?"”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

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