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“Dylan: What was that? Is Brooke breaking shit now? I know she's upset but she needs to remember where she is,Joey.HANDLE IT. Sweet Christ. Why couldn,t she be on bed rest at her mother's? Me: Ease up on the shouty caps,cupcake. Everything is under control. Dylan:BETTER BE.(I love you) Me: BITCH.(love you too)”

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