“They're not supposed to show prison films in prison. Especially ones that are about escaping.” ShowsFilmPrisonEscapingBail Author:Steve Buscemi
“I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting.” WritingWarPoliticalPoliticsPaintingPolitician Author:Winston Churchill
“I hated to bat against Drysdale. After he hit you he'd come around, look at the bruise on your arm and say, 'Do you want me to sign it?'” WantLooksArmsBaseballHatedWant MeBatsYankeesNew York YankeesYou Want MeBruisesDo You Want Me Author:Mickey Mantle
“I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.” BelieveSchoolHigh SchoolBaseballCheatingBelieve In MeCheatSchool Education Author:Sparky Anderson
“I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.” MadeTwoGamesEffortBaseballArguingTwo ThingsUmpiresGamer Author:Leo Durocher
“I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.” KnowsDoeStarsWifeBaseballCreditCardsReportsGamblingThievesTheftCredit CardFunny Baseball Author:Joe Garagiola
“The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.” IfsWayNeedsShouldHumorHandsFunnyBrain Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.” ThinkingBodyHumorFunnyUsedRealizingBrainWonderfulHumourHumorousI RealizedComedianIronyOrgansRealised Author:Emo Philips
“The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.” TryingRealVoteCongressBudgetsBagsBeansReal OnesBean Bags Author:Will Rogers
“Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'” LooksHousePresidentWhiteDollarsDemocratHeyBudgetsWhite HouseSaddamDeficitHusseinPresident BushBudget Deficit Author:Craig Kilborn