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“And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.”

Quote by Ogden Nash

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Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash was an American poet known for his witty and humorous poetry. His works are characterized by their clever wordplay and satire, and have been beloved by readers. more

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