“My heart had a crush on him from the moment we met, but it was faint, and the rest of me stubbornly refused to play along.” Quote by Jennifer Harrison
“My insides still turn over when he looks at me that certain way.” WayLooksStillsCertainTurnsCrushLook At Me Book:Forever Source: Forever
“I don't know what to say when I have a crush on somebody. I kind of lose my words. I really try to start a conversation, and I can't. It's horrible.” KnowsTryingKindI CanLosesConversationHorribleCrushI Have A CrushHaving A Crush Author:Alexa Vega
“The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.” PeopleThinkingWayFunnyTravelDressesAirports Author:Andy Borowitz
“I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.” KnowsRealFunnyNew YorkTravelLocalsSuspectsAirportsPranks Author:Dave Barry
“Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"” SaidFunnyAirBrotherTravelSecondsClevelandLuggage Author:Red Buttons
“Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.” IfsWayHardFunnyBoysTravelGenderHatsBathroomSpainHard WayFlamingos Author:Dave Barry
“The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon's Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the brutal March on Moscow ride. That's a walk-in freezer you stand in for 18 months while you try to eat a dead horse.” TryingFunnyWalksMonthsHonorBattleTravelHorseParksThemeMarchBrutalMoscowTheme ParksFreezer Author:Peter Sagal
“The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.” GovernmentRunningFunnyTravelChinaFranceTrafficCones Author:Dave Barry
“Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.” RealEarthFunnyQualityPiecesPlanetsTheoryTravelEstatesPlanet EarthKansas Author:W. Bruce Cameron
“August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.” TwoFunnyCitiesKingsTravelRatsAugustSockKansasHotterKansas City Author:Ichiro Suzuki