“At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.” Bases Author:Billy Crystal
“Younger people are generally more adventurous - they're more open, more fun - have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.” PeopleAgeGuyFunMetsMarriedFatsDivorcedAdventurousGrumpy Author:Madonna Ciccone
“Photographers aren't artists, for goodness sake.” ArtistGoodnessPhotographerSake Author:Diana Vreeland
“I think laying out a beautiful picture in a beautiful way is a bloody bore. I think you've got to blow it right across the page and down the side, crop it, cut it in half, combine it with something else... do something with it. You've got to make something out of it.” ThinkingWayBeautifulSidesHalfCuttingPagesBlowBoresBloodyCropsBeautiful Picture Author:Diana Vreeland
“I don't see it, but I'm flattered nonetheless. To look like Michelle Pfeiffer is quite nice.” LooksNiceFlattered Author:Calista Flockhart
“I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!” OpportunityWhiteKissingPressesAssSkinnyLetterman Author:Calista Flockhart
“I'm Fasinated by women who aren't making a great impression on people. I think there's probably something there that is more than meets the eye.” PeopleThinkingEyeImpressionMore Than Meets The Eye Author:Calista Flockhart
“I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.” DogBabyHusband Author:Calista Flockhart
“Handwriting is civilization's casual encephalogram.” CivilizationCasualHandwriting Author:Lance Morrow
“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.” IfsKnowsWayChildrenShowsThreeNextSexPayPlansShareMonthsTaxesWork OutDuesDriversTwinsNext DayLicenseThree Months Author:Ray Romano