“California had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up.” Quote by Conan O'Brien
“Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... '” LastsFoundPlantMarijuanaLast WordsBin LadenCompounds Author:Conan O'Brien
“Earlier this week - this is crazy - the country's first marijuana cafe opened up, which not only sells medical marijuana, but also has a restaurant where customers can eat. In a related story, the recession is over.” FirstsCountryStoriesWeekCrazySellsCustomersMedicalRelatedRestaurantsMarijuanaRecessionsCafesMedical Marijuana Author:Conan O'Brien
“The AMA is urging the Federal Government not to classify marijuana as a dangerous drug and do more research. That's what they said. It's a big story, yeah. Yeah, that request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC.” SaidStoriesBigsGovernmentDangerousDrugResearchYeahMarijuanaThey SaidFederal GovernmentRequestKfcDangerous Drugs Author:Conan O'Brien
“Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.” MayResearchUniversityCaliforniaMarijuana Author:Jay Leno
“California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being paranoid.” ReasonStrangeWorriedCaliforniaJapanFarmersMarijuanaRadiationJust BeingCropsParanoid Author:Conan O'Brien
“This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.” PeopleFoundInterestingDangerousSittingExcitedDrunkDriversMarijuanaBellsResearchersTacosTaco Bell Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration thing.” GivingStatesWholeThreeCaringMedicalImmigrationMarijuanaArizonaMedical MarijuanaStop Caring Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.” PeopleKnowsMadeShowsNightFeltMiddleSoberParanoidMiddle Of The NightCannabisTalk Shows Author:Craig Ferguson
“The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come on, dude, pass it. Come on.'” SaidStatesBillsMedicalSenateMarijuanaSenatorsWednesdayIllinoisMedical Marijuana Author:Jimmy Fallon
“The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'” FirstsTelevisionCostMedicalCaliforniaExpensiveSecondsAdsMarijuanaLots Of MoneyMedical MarijuanaSpongebob Squarepants Author:Craig Ferguson