“A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen."”
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Frank Carson
Frank Carson was an Irish comedian known for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Born on November 6, 1926, he passed away on February 22, 2012. Carson achieved great success in both Ireland and the UK, and his comedic works were beloved by audiences. more
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