“You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.” ShouldPlease Author:Dylan Moran
“The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.” HumorFunnyJobsTruth IsOrdinaryIncapable Author:Dylan Moran
“I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.” FunnyLevelsFineLowsHumorousWittyRecognitionLow Level Author:Dylan Moran
“I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.” HumorFunnyDivisionFourthFootballer Author:Dylan Moran
“In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.” WayDifferentCreaturesDifferent Ways Author:Dylan Moran
“People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'” PeopleEncouragementKillingTinyComedianPhrasesRealisticHumoristsAnnoyanceAnnoying People Author:Dylan Moran
“Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.” ThinkingWayBookBlackTraditionalOld FashionedTheatricalSitcomFormatBlack Books Author:Dylan Moran
“It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.” WritingBookHumorFunnySpeakComedyPlanning Author:Dylan Moran
“You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.” AchieveJokesRealismSurreal Author:Dylan Moran