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Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

“We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.”

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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Samuel Goldwyn, an American film producer, was born on August 17, 1879, and passed away on January 31, 1974. Known for his unique production style and profound understanding of the art of film, he was one of the representatives of the golden age of Hollywood. more

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