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Quote by Lewis Grizzard

“It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.”

Quote by Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard was a renowned American writer, born on October 20, 1946, and passed away on March 20, 1994. Known for his humorous and satirical writing style, his works have been greatly appreciated by readers. more

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