“He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.”
Quote by Neil Simon
Work
Odd Couple One and Two
This book is a compilation of two comedic novels that explore the humorous dynamics of an unlikely friendship between two men with contrasting personalities. more
Author
Neil Simon
Neil Simon is an American playwright known for his humorous and satirical style. His works cover a wide range of themes from family life to social issues, with many adapted into films and television shows. Born on July 4, 1927, Simon's career spanned over half a century, with more than 30 plays to his name. more
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