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Quote by Neil S. Plakcy

“If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?”

Quote by Neil S. Plakcy

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Neil S. Plakcy is a writer known for his works in the genres of crime and detective fiction. The specific dates of his birth and death are unknown. more

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