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Quote by Paul Coleridge

“Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise.”

Quote by Paul Coleridge

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Paul Coleridge, born on May 30, 1949, is a British lawyer, writer, and scholar with a career spanning law, literature, and education. more

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