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“I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.”

Quote by Jack Benny

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Jack Benny was an American comedian, singer, and radio host, known for his unique comedic style and witty humor. Born on February 14, 1894, he passed away on December 26, 1974. Benny gained widespread popularity with his role in the radio program 'The Jack Benny Program,' which began in 1927 and became a classic in American broadcasting history. more

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