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“I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.”

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James Randi, born as James Randi, is a renowned magician and scientific advocate. He was born on August 7, 1928, in Ontario, Canada. Randi is known for his exceptional magical skills and his work in exposing pseudoscience, and he founded the 'James Randi Educational Foundation' to promote education and public awareness of the scientific method. more

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