“I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.”
Quote by Dave Barry
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Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down
Dave Barry, known for his witty and satirical style, presents a series of essays that offer a humorous take on everyday situations and societal issues. more
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Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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