“None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.”
Quote by George Burns
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The Most of George Burns
This book compiles a selection of George Burns' most memorable anecdotes, jokes, and comedic essays, showcasing his wit and humor over his long and illustrious career. more
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George Burns
George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more
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